Mammalia

You are a good egg, mommy!
Because I popped and came out of you!

Become an egg, Mommy!

Chicago

In Chicago there is the Sear's Tower
And the Botanical Gardens with pretty flowers
Don't forget Navy Pier,
With its famous Ferris Wheel
And plus there are lots of museums,
That you won't finish till 3PM,
There are so many animals at the Zoo,
That you won't know what to do.

Tres Elephantes

Tres Elephantes walking in a row (2)
Dos Elephantes walking in a row (2)
Uno Elephante waling in a row (2)

Where did they go? I don't know
Lets go find them now!

Uno Elephante hiding in a bush,
Uno Elephante between the trees,
Uno Elephante eating fruit,
We also found these!

Tres Elephantes walking in a row,
Now they wont get lost, you know!

Time

The Hours, they go by so fast,
The minutes, crawl so slow.
Seems just like yesterday,
It was so long ago.
Distant childhood memories
So vivid, so real,
The present disappears,
Fades quickly to gray.
Dreams and aspirations,
Now faint memories,
The remembrance of carefree days,
Now take their place.
What has to be, has been,
And there is more to come,
For what has been will be again,
So does the circle turn.

Venice

Son: Dad, why is there no time in Venice?
Dad: Huh? Do you mean Venus?
Son: No, I mean Venice.
Dad: Did someone say "Venice is timeless"?
Son: Yeah, thats it.
Dad: Oh!

Rudolph

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
He had a very shiny nose,
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
You had 20 hundred toes.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
You had not many friends,
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
Your history will never end.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
You pull Santa's sleigh,
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
You make it such a happy day!
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
You had a very shiny nose!
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
We love the way your story goes!

Stinky Limerick

Daughter's Poem:
"My mother gave me jobs,
They really weren't fair.
I had to wash her bestest dress,
And my brother's underwear."

And I emphasize, this is purely fictional